“Shocking” news…
I was in Airport Exit gate collecting Customs declaration forms which is to be submitted by all International passengers on arrival. When I collected the form from a person we both were literally electrocuted. We jumped and stared in utter disbelief. I know I am an electrifying personality but how can this happen?
Later My Boss explained that it was static electricity that a body develops during the flight. When they walk without touching any thing I.e busily abusing the dirty airport, incapability of staff etc., they carry their pride and electricity with them and discharge it on the hapless person who comes into contact. Unfortunately that was me on that day. That day I got shock four times. In white uniform Whether I look like a tube light or pole is any body’s guess!? Everyone seemed to be bringing the energy and discharging it on me. I had developed a lot of positive energy. I tried collecting with my left hand, right hand and tray. Not with mouth of course. My Boss mocked “I told you to conduct good and not to be a good conductor”. At the end of day, I had enough electricity to light a bulb. As I would hate people use me for a “mobile charger”, I intend to go like a bomb squad detector in full suit hereafter! It happened on the next day as well. May be this is the reason why I am getting darker daily. At this rate I may soon become a ‘powerful’ man and start attracting people like a Magnet.