Words of Wisdom Part I.
* Mother brings you to the earth.
Wife sees you off from the earth.
* Mother will be happy to see you calling everyone as ‘Mother’
Wife won’t be happy to see you calling everyone as ‘Wife’.
* Mother beats you to make you a man.
Wife beats you to make you ‘Her Man’.
Ultimately you are the target practice for both.
* Mother sees you as a delivery boy of groceries and uses for outside work.
Wife sees you as a servant for inside job like peeling onions, garlic, washing and cleaning. Personally I like peeling onions as no one can tell why am I crying.
* Mother accepts you for what you are.
Wife mends and bends you for what she thinks you are.
* Mother drives two men crazy due to experience.
Wife is wholly devoted to drive one man crazy.
* Any mistake with mother lasts ten minutes flat.
Any mistake with wife lasts as long as she can remember and torment you.
* Mother motivates you towards your ambition sentimentally.
Wife pricks you in the butt to run for life.
* Our words of heat are absorbed and extinguished by mother.
Our Words of heat ricochets off Wife with double the vigor and we are extinguished.
* Every mother thinks that there is only one best son and she got him.
Every wife thinks that there is only one best husband and neighbour’s wife got him.