Ashoka the 2nd

change of mother &wife ji

change of mother &wife ji

Words of Wisdom Part I.

* Mother brings you to the earth.
  Wife sees you off from the earth.

* Mother will be happy to see you calling everyone as ‘Mother’
  Wife won’t be happy to see you calling everyone as ‘Wife’.

* Mother beats you to make you a man.
  Wife beats you to make you ‘Her Man’.
  Ultimately you are the target practice for both.

* Mother sees you as a delivery boy of groceries and uses for outside work.
  Wife sees you as a servant for inside job like peeling onions, garlic, washing and   cleaning. Personally   I like peeling onions as no one can tell why am I crying.

* Mother accepts you for what you are.
  Wife mends and bends you for what she thinks you are.

* Mother drives two men crazy due to experience.
  Wife is wholly devoted to drive one man crazy.

* Any mistake with mother lasts ten minutes flat.
  Any mistake with wife lasts as long as she can remember and torment you.

* Mother motivates you towards your ambition sentimentally.
  Wife pricks you in the butt to run for life.

* Our words of heat are absorbed and extinguished by mother.
  Our Words of heat ricochets off Wife with double the vigor and we are   extinguished.

* Every mother thinks that there is only one best son and she got him.
  Every wife thinks that there is only one best husband and neighbour’s wife got him.

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