Ashoka the 2nd

War With Watermelon…

War With Watermelon…

War with Watermelon ..                                       While the World is confused whether watermelon is fruit or vegetable, I was confused how to choose a good watermelon.  Buying the right one is nowadays more difficult than finding a man who doesn’t advise in Whatsapp.  I had never bought a good, reddish and tasty watermelon. I was always goaded, […]

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TITBIT

TITBIT

                                Some of my daily bickering on my facebook page is given for enlightening the common public, eradication of poverty and education of youth… Doubt Corner How come Private companies helpline/complaint nos. come in fancy number for reminding you easily like 8888888888 or […]

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Rummy Nation

Rummy Nation

I hate gambling. I don’t know whether I was born as Yudhisthira in my former birth and lost my wife Panchali in gambling. Now gambling is also there, wife is also there! But time has changed!! In Kolkata Office, we used to play rummy with others in our office club betting money. Though I resented […]

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My First Birthday……

My First Birthday……

Yesterday was my birthday.  The celestial event came back again without much difference.  I woke up in the morning as usual.  No one shouted as “It’s a boy, IT’s A BOY”.  No fanfare or cut outs.   There wasn’t a single nurse to give me bath.  So I took my own bath !  Prayed to God.  […]

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Hairy Problems….

Hairy Problems….

Being Humane or  He-man is easier than being a man especially ‘young’ man.  Being humane is easy as all you have to do is to wear the slogan T-shirt and shoot the deer and Being He-man is also easier as you are not to take haircut but wear a metal brief. But being young man is impossible […]

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Press 1 for WIVES

Press 1 for WIVES

North Indians believe that the blessing of transgenders come true.            Yesterday I saw them near tollgate. One person was like a model and I was overawed. If ‘Wishing well’ had been nearby, I would have thrown a dime and wished!? Then she came towards me in a zigzag walk “tap” “tap”ed near my face twice […]

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13 ways to escape from

13 ways to escape from

A shopping-maniac wife Husbands die to be at home during weekend. But when a wife decides to grant his wish by shopping, a husband can only pray for mercy killing. Because man proposes, Wife disposes. Wife is goddess Kali with two hands, but with a lengthier tongue.          So, how to tackle […]

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TUMMY TROUBLE

TUMMY TROUBLE

This Blog was written in facebook when I was in Kolkata Customs… What did I learn after spending so many months in Kolkata? IS IT…. There are more fish varieties in Bengal markets than in Bay of Bengal? SC Bose alone got us freedom? Ganguly is the only cricketer during his era and sachin, dravid […]

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Husband Tips…

Husband Tips…

How to remember your wife’s birthday, anniversary and other important dates. Five easy steps to be a successful husband 😜 1.   Branded showrooms and big shops are asking to fill our anniversary dates and spouse’s birthdates.      Write one day prior to the actual dates.      Nowadays they are reminding us by sending wishes […]

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Doubt Corner

Doubt Corner

When Indians complete air travel, Why do they never remove the baggage destination tag till reaching their remote hometown? Do they ever remove it or always carry them around till it wears off? Why do we celebrate the Indians who achieved some thing big in a foreign country, when they had already left Madame India, […]

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